69 With Dildos - PrussiaXAmerica by gilbugpls, literature
Literature
69 With Dildos - PrussiaXAmerica
Gilbert had invited Alfred over to a sleepover, and all was going fine. Gilbert and popped downstairs to get snacks for their movie, and Alfred had decided to snoop around a little. First he went for the beside table.
Alfred sat on the bed and pulled out the drawer, his happy expression gone as his eyes widened. A long, purple, sparkly dildo… Well, that certainly was not what he was expecting. He gingerly reached down and picked it up, giving it a funny look. Yes, he was… Very familiar with these things, to put it simply.
Gilbert swung his legs back and forth on the counter next to Al's bag, while he waited for the popcorn to pop. He tilte
It was the middle of august, the night was exceedingly hot, and Arthur Kirkland could not sleep. The window was wide open but the sweaty breeze that drifted in did not give him any relief, in fact, only aggravating him further as it toyed with him, suggesting the cooler air that would release him from this torment, only to give him the warm waft that reminded him wholly of something more unpleasant.
He tossed and turned as he lay awake. Arthur had always been a light sleeper, the slightest sound or movement waking him. He didn't like the heat either, it made him sweat and it reminded him of the times he used to fall into fever when he was ev
Things That Prussia Cannot Do by EpiclyAwesomePrussia, literature
Literature
Things That Prussia Cannot Do
Things That I,
The Great Prussia,
Am No Longer Allowed To Do
( But will still do anyway. )
1. I am no longer allowed to stand up on the table in the middle of a World Meeting to strip and sing.
2. Even if Scotland joins me.
3. Or even if France puts money down the front of my crotch.
4. Germany will lecture me.
5. For the gazillionth time.
6. And I hate his lectures.
7. They're boring as all hell.
8. I'm not allowed to sleep in the middle of a meeting.
9. Especially if Germany is lecturing.
10. I am no longer allowed to scream " PENIS " in the middle of a meeting.
11. Or " My anus is bleeding."
12. Or " FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, A